Pacrooti as seen in the Crown Crate UI

Pacrooti is a Khajiit adventurer who can be hired as a reliable source of crafting materials as part of the Woodworking skill line. He also appears in the Crown Crate UI.

He is the author of Selected Letters from Pacrooti (which is just a collection of extracts from his hireling correspondence) and Master Assistant Materials Acquirer Pacrooti Answers Your Questions.

CorrespondenceEdit

The following are all known mail messages from Pacrooti as of the 1.1.2 patch (23 May 2014).

Pacrooti Correspondence
Number Author Message
1 Pacrooti This one is forwarding crafting materials to you. Pacrooti looks forward to a long and rewarding relationship with his honored friend, especially since the crooked dealers at the gambling caravan tricked him out of his hard-earned gold. Pacrooti will keep trying until he wins it back. That will teach them.
2 Pacrooti Here are you woodworking materials. Pacrooti is sad to see so much forest chopped and burned for the war effort. He thinks we should save the trees. If only we had a big warehouse to stack them in.
3 Pacrooti This one listens as he travels, to the whisper of the trees as they sway in the wind. The rustle of their leaves tell secrets. Their bark sings of times long past. The squirrels make a home in their hollows. Squirrels are delicious. Pacrooti has dinner on the mind--he hopes these components will be of use.
4 Pacrooti Pacrooti sends you another delivery of fine materials. He looks at the wood, and he wonders what will become of it? Will it form the crib of a child? The desk of a great scholar? The roof that protects a loving family? He hopes so, because he got a great many splinters in his rump collecting it.
5 Pacrooti This one is pleased to deliver more materials. He wishes to remind his friend that with just six pieces of wood, one can make a life, or make a coffin. Do coffins sell well?
6 Pacrooti Pacrooti is enjoying this work. He travels light, with very few possessions. He thinks perhaps this is one of the two paths to true happiness. One can accumulate more and more, or simply desire to have less. It also helps to have a short memory.
7 Pacrooti Here are your materials. Everywhere he travels, Pacrooti sees Skooma addicts. This is a very sad thing for Pacrooti's people. For Khajiit of this kind, happiness is not enough. They demand euphoria. But all wind up smelling bad, with very few teeth.
8 Pacrooti Do all Bretons think they are hilarious with their joking? One of these had a ball of yarn which he rolled on the ground, thinking Pacrooti would chase it like a common housecat. Pacrooti did bat it around for awhile, but only after he made the Breton eat it.
9 Pacrooti Dark moons and dark claws, this was a foul day. It has not stopped raining, and Pacrooti's fur is matted and tangled, and his claws are caked with mud. But he did manage to collect for his honored friend. Your soggy components are enclosed.
10 Pacrooti Here is your new shipment. Pacrooti is back in the city and has spent many hours combing the tangles out of his fur. Later, he played dice with a young Breton and won an entire set of armor. He thinks he will sell it, as it would be too expensive to have a tail hole added.
11 Pacrooti Pacrooti found a grove of fine oaks and thought to gather materials for you. He did not realize that this grove was watched over by the Tree-Sap people, also called Bosmer. They caught Pacrooti in a net and gave him many words about something called The Green Pact. He promised to follow their law.
12 Pacrooti Pacrooti cannot reason with these Bosmer. He found a tree that was brown with yellow leaves, and still they hoot and hollar [sic] when he tries to cut it down. Why do they call it "The Green Pact" if it pertains to trees of all colors? Elves are crazy. Or maybe just color-blind.
13 Pacrooti Pacrooti left the lands of the Bosmer, and good riddance! It is impossible to conduct business among the crazy elves. He sets out today for the marshes to the south. He has heard there are even bigger trees there. Surely the locals will not mind Pacrooti harvesting the wood of these "Hist Trees."
14 Pacrooti Lizard men are foul mouthed and inhospitable. They would not let Pacrooti cut any Hist wood, but he did gather some sap to make a tea. Now all the lizard men have giant heads and they dance with talking grasshoppers. Pacrooti does not recommend making tea from Hist Sap.
15 Pacrooti Here is your shipment. Pacrooti will now take some time for himself. Perhaps he will go fishing. It makes Pacrooti somber to see others fishing with crude poles and strings with hooks. Why do humans not let their claws grow out?
16 Pacrooti The moons are dark, this day. Pacrooti had heard of the Dark Anchors of Molag Bal, but now he has seen one up close. It made his fur stand on end. Pacrooti thinks there is no shame in running away from such things. And he did need to mail your shipment, after all.
17 Pacrooti Here are your materials. A caravan guard told Pacrooti that mudcrabs are delicious when steamed. Pacrooti caught some, but they were not delicious. How does one eat such things? He cooked them for hours, but still they are hard like rocks. This one thinks he broke a tooth.
18 Pacrooti This one is forwarding your supplies from a tavern that serves fine mead. Pacrooti drank all night with a very nice werewolf. When dawn came, the werewolf transformed into a fat Breton with bad teeth. Pacrooti thinks it is wise to avoid getting bitten by a fat Breton.
19 Pacrooti This one has found an additional source of income! He buys Potions of Stamina at discount prices from the Baandari traders and sells them in the city to old men with young, energetic wives. They say these potions are like a cross-town wagon in Windhelm. A one-hour wait for a two-minute ride.
20 Pacrooti This shipment may have been delayed. Pacrooti had too many drinks last night in a Nord tavern. He does not remember how, but at sunrise he found himself naked, lying in front of the fireplace. He would have slept longer, but a maid thought he was a bearskin rug, and beat him with a broom.
21 Pacrooti Here is your shipment. Today in the city, Pacrooti tried molasses for the first time. Surprisingly tasty and sweet. This one thinks he may try some other parts of the mole.
22 Pacrooti This one bought a horse that answers to commands. To make it stop, you shout "Sweet roll!" To make it go, you shout "Thank the Divines!" Pacrooti was riding and dozed off. When he awoke, the horse was racing towards a cliff. Pacrooti shouted "Sweet roll!" and it stopped just in time. "Whew," Pacrooti said, "Thank the Divines!" Pacrooti had horsemeat for dinner.
23 Pacrooti Today Pacrooti heard a voice say "Khajiit! I need your help!" He turned around and saw a toad. The toad said "I've been cursed by an evil mage. The curse will be broken if you kiss me. I will turn back into a beautiful maiden." Pacrooti put the toad in his pocket. He can get a lot of gold for a talking frog.
24 Pacrooti Pacrooti hopes you enjoy these components. He ran from a pair of spriggans to retrieve them. It was most distressing, and Pacrooti had to send dozens of Breton mercenaries at them. Eventually, they stopped advancing, but this week's finances are strained.
25 Pacrooti As usual, Pacrooti wants you to make use of these components. He'll not begrudge you your method of consumption, whether you are constructing a bow, or simply putting this wood in your mouth. Unlike the Dunmer. This one was eating a Kwama egg today, and flavored it with moon sugar. Pacrooti's Dunmer chef slapped it out of his paw and stepped on it.
26 Pacrooti Has Pacrooti ever told you he is a Journeyman in the art of the Whispering Fang? Practicing claw forms as the sun gives way to the Moons helps to center this Khajiit. Pacrooti was practicing tonight when a monstrous bear attacked. Pacrooti assumed a claw stance, drew a bow, and fired into the bear's flank. It did not come back.
27 Pacrooti This one has had it with the high and haughty Elves who travel these roads. They act as if great Lorkhaj created the entire Mundus just for them. Pacrooti got so angry with one caravan, he dropped his pants and showed them his backside. Pacrooti's people call this, "Giving them the Jone and Jode."
28 Pacrooti Here is your shipment. Pacrooti has been pondering. Why do the humans insist on calling his people "Cat Men?" This makes no sense. We do not walk on four legs and rub against them, begging for food. This one thinks he will begin calling them "Monkey Men."
29 Pacrooti Pacrooti is pleased to deliver another shipment to his friend, as well as thanks for continued employment. He used his last earnings to purchase gold piercings for his ear. He is looking very sleek these days, or so the ladies tell him.
30 Pacrooti These components were hard to come by. Pacrooti defeated a wily Breton for them in a game of cups. This one watched him swindle dozens of people with his agility, and decided to play. Like the others, Pacrooti lifted a cup, but unlike them, he smashed it on the Breton's face. In his unconsciousness, Pacrooti took his gold and bought you your wood.
31 Pacrooti More components for you, my friend. Do excuse the smell. It has been long since Pacrooti touched water. He would rather fight a fire atronach than face water. This has unfortunate side effects, of course, and Pacrooti had to peel this wood off of him. This one guarantees it is of the highest quality, no matter how they smell.
32 Pacrooti Dear friend, you would tell Pacrooti if you thought he was being facetious, would you not? The local innkeeper tells Pacrooti that Pacrooti is not to be trusted, but can't give a good reason why. All Pacrooti has done is sleep in his room and take objects left in the open. He has never once told a lie or attempted an immoral act.
33 Pacrooti Pacrooti practices Whispering Fang, a powerful martial art. He met a Khajiit today, master of Goutfang, an opposing style. Khajiit and Pacrooti had words, and nearly began a contest to decide the superior method, but a mage appeared and lit the Goutfang master ablaze. Pacrooti escaped with the "Senche Leaps" technique. Whispering Fang never loses!
34 Pacrooti More components for Pacrooti's dear friend. A drunken Imperial told me today that I reminded him of "a small, upright senche-tiger." He added, "It should be very odd. But somehow, I don't mind." Eventually, the Imperial fell asleep. No one was looking, so Pacrooti took his purse and bought you your components.
35 Pacrooti When Pacrooti has had too much Moon Sugar, his paws become very large. It is disconcerting, but the taste is exquisite. Moon sugar makes any food more edible.
36 Pacrooti Pacrooti hopes these components serve you well. Pacrooti took them from a local woodcutter whose home was full of circular, spidery writing. Pacrooti encountered a vicious pet there, with barbed, crimson skin. Luckily, he knows the secrets of the Whispering Fang, and won the ensuing game of predator and prey.
37 Pacrooti Today is the hundredth time someone has told Pacrooti that most component hunters find their stock honestly, in the fields and caves of Tamriel. People dislike that Pacrooti finds his in the pockets and drawers of others. At least you appreciate them. It would be impossible for you to find the original owners, anyhow.
38 Pacrooti Pacrooti finds magic difficult to understand, but does not despise its practicioners [sic]. He realizes that it is a danger to guard against, like any martial art, and studies mages carefully. Aiming for the hands seems particularly hindering. Gestures are key to spellcasting--always lifting an arm, clenching a fist. Difficult with bleeding limbs!
39 Pacrooti Pacrooti has been thinking on the old masters of the Whispering Fang. His teachers told what he thought were fantasy stories: The Whispering masters could catch arrows, they said. Ridiculous, this one thought. But today, Pacrooti saw a senche-tiger catch a thrown knife with its teeth! Pacrooti would try it, but he likes the way his face is.
40 Pacrooti Khajiit of lineage lost once roamed the land. Then came the Thrassian Plague. What culture, what martial arts, what woodcrafting technique must have been lost in its wake? Pacrooti would give splenderous [sic] wood to visit the time of the 16 kingdoms, when Elsweyr of old was young. But that's impossible. So Pacrooti gives it to you, instead.
41 Pacrooti Khajiit are inclined towards a diet of sweets. And others judge them for it. Pacrooti once sat down to dinner with a Breton mercenary who glared at Pacrooti's plate and offered, "My son also eats candies for breakfast." Pacrooti barred his fangs and said, "But your son is an ugly boy." It pleased Pacrooti that the Breton did not like that.
42 Pacrooti Pacrooti could walk into an Imperial tea party with drooping fur that would make him the laughing stock of any Khajiiti village, and none would take heed. But fail to bathe for a few weeks and the Imperials become an unruly mob, hurling insults and objects. They are a fickle people. To Pacrooti, a few weeks dry adds character to the scent.
43 Pacrooti As Pacrooti collects these components for his dear friend, his mind wanders to the legendary artifacts of history like the Ring of Khajiit, which enabled Rajhin to become a literal god of theft. They say the ring is out there, somewhere in the wild. Pacrooti wonders if he will ever cross paths with it.
44 Pacrooti Pacrooti does not like taverns. He prefers to drink alone. Men and Mer are always spilling drinks, yelling immodesties. In the case of Mer, very subtle immodesties. One day, when component collecting becomes lucrative, Pacrooti will purchase a tavern where he will cover his customers in fur, then drench them in spirits.
45 Pacrooti Enjoy these components, friend. The creatures Pacrooti tore them from were fearsome, formidable--five-clawed, you might say. They were Breton children, the offspring of a lumberman! They bit, clawed, and hung off of every limb, and overwhelmed Pacrooti to take his stock. He had to sneak into their home in the dead of night to take it back.
46 Pacrooti This one's name is Pacrooti. Not Kitty. This one wishes that the rest of Tamriel could tell the difference between a pet and a person. One day, perhaps, the world outside of Elsweyr will feel like home. It is not this day. May these components serve you well, my friend.
47 Pacrooti These components Pacrooti collects for you take quite the commitment. There are dry days, where Pacrooti doesn't meet anyone with the pockets he needs, and there are bountiful days, when Khajiit finds a village of lumbermen! He could search the deeps and caves of Tamriel, but that sounds strenuous.
48 Pacrooti Pacrooti wants you to know that you are his favorite employer. You take in Pacrooti's letters with an aplomb that none of the other can manage. Pacrooti appreciates that. Otto Vincaedian, an Imperial employer, once asked if he could pay me to stop sending letters along with the components. Pacrooti did not like that.
49 Pacrooti This one tries not to have too much Moon Sugar because that's when the Golden Saints of Sheggorath make their presence known. The Golden Saints ruin everything in Tamriel, and are the only beings that taint even the general benevolence of Moon Sugar. They are the reason misfortune befalls the Khajiiti that over-consume.
50 Pacrooti Pacrooti often wonders what he would be like had he been born under a Full Moon. Such Khajiit become senche-tigers, sometimes bred as steeds. Pacrooti wagers he would make a swift, powerful senche-tiger, able to reach components much faster than he can today. Though, he supposes he would not be able to hold them. The universe can be cruel.
51 Pacrooti Though Khajiit sound harmonius [sic] to each other, Pacrooti's other friends say that Khajiiti singing sounds like the scraping of two rocks against glass. Pacrooti swears he has a voice like an Elvish bard of old after an ale or two. Enjoy your components. Though Pacrooti tried, the components were not paid for by Pacrooti's singing in the street.
52 Pacrooti Pacrooti is proud of his mane, but it looks better after a few days of travel. The natural styling that occurs after such time is incredible--five-clawed, even. The females don't seem to like the smell, but the females don't seem to like Pacrooti. This one hopes you receive the components well. Let them sit in the sun if they smell. It'll pass.
53 Pacrooti This one believes there is a beast in every Khajiit, no matter their calling or standing in life. And Lorkhaj help the one who awakens that beast! Pacrooti was forced to punish a Breton child when his tail was pulled today. The child screamed as if burnt alive as Pacrooti tied him down and recited exerpts [sic] from "Civility and Etiquette: Khajiit."
54 Pacrooti Pacrooti has always heard that Altmer Canonreeves are very well-bred. As with most things concerning politicians, Pacrooti did not understand what this meant. Pacrooti saw one in the street today, Justiciars in tow, carrying all her personal possessions and opening doors for her. Apparently, well-bred is a roundabout way to say handicapped.
55 Pacrooti Pacrooti would like you to know that the original owner of these components did not deserve them. They will have a much better home with you.
56 Pacrooti Show Pacrooti a wealthy Elf, and Pacrooti will show you a bigot who is snobbish about cuisine and lifestyle. Show Pacrooti a poor Elf, and Pacrooti will show you a bigot who is snobbish about cuisine and lifestyle. The Elves should learn to be more open-minded like the Khajiit. Please accept these components Pacrooti has obtained for you.
57 Pacrooti Sometimes Pacrooti becomes homesick and screams at the Moons, so his neighbors, some of whom are Khajiiti, decided to throw clubs and bludgeons at him instead of remarking. Pacrooti turned their gifts into components for you.
58 Pacrooti When Pacrooti is not collecting components, he dreams, sometimes, of teaching the way of unarmed combat to those not in the know. But the people laugh at Pacrooti and say their swords are all they need. They don't understand that, if Pacrooti wanted to, he could look them in the eye and rob them with their own blades at the same time.
59 Pacrooti Pacrooti hopes you find these components to your satisfaction. He met a spriggan head-on for them. In fact, these components were once a spriggan's head.
60 Pacrooti Pacrooti has heard of the Yokudan Sword Saints, or Ansei, who had mastered their sword techniques so thoroughly that they could access abilities similar to a mage's spells. Pacrooti imagines that his training in the way of the Whispering Fang requires similar mental and physical discipline, but the Whispering Fang has never helped him to fly.
61 Pacrooti Pacrooti spent his last coins on an eel pie this morning, and lacked the means to obtain a horse. A ferryman offered to take Pacrooti to your components, instead. Pacrooti walked. He despises water unless it's in his mouth.
62 Pacrooti The list of people Pacrooti would not trust with his top-quality components is longer than Pacrooti's tongue. Pacrooti wants you to know he refuses to do business with the finest bowcrafters in the land because he knows he will not have enough for you. Please continue to employ Pacrooti. He begs you.
63 Pacrooti Dear friend, Pacrooti thinks that he is in trouble. He has known for some time that he owes a great debt to a man in town known only as "the Collector." There were strange men in Pacrooti's room at the Rusty Lady this afternoon. He believes they were working for this Collector, who has been known to exact physical pain on those who don't pay.
64 Pacrooti Pacrooti is a master of the way of the Whispering Fang, and does not fear the Collector or his men, though he will not fight them if he does not have to. He does not want to have to hurt them, you see. So Pacrooti paid to ride on the back of a farmer's wagon today, covered in a blanket. It was very hot.
65 Pacrooti Pacrooti was cornered by the Collector's men today, and though they did not force him to unleash the Whispering Fang upon them, they did say they would give Pacrooti the chance to send this last shipment of components to you before Pacrooti would have to go with them. He hopes they reach you in a timely manner. esaelp dnes pleh
66 Pacrooti Pacrooti finally met the Collector--who, to Pacrooti's astonished eyes, looked a lot like Pacrooti's cousin, Hadalit! That's because he was Pacrooti's cousin, Hadalit! All was forgiven and we clasped hands, though Hadalit insisted that I pay my debt. There is no debt between family, I told him. We fought in the street until he had all of my coin.
67 Pacrooti Pacrooti thinks he is a fairly clever Khajiit, but not as clever as the enlightened ones above who created Moon Sugar in the Tenmar Forest. He is pretty good at collecting components, though, and hopes these are of use to you.
68 Pacrooti To most Khajiit, Moon Sugar is a religious symbol--a tasty way to bring oneself closer to the gods. But Pacrooti just likes Moon Sugar. He is eating it all the time, the act of which is like a religion unto itself for Pacrooti. Don't worry. He still places component collecting higher in his priorities. Just dust these off, or you may attract flies.
69 Pacrooti Pacrooti knows he is the epitome of component collectors, but he has heard a pair of Redguard brothers are in contention for the title. Pacrooti has heard they specialize in enchantment components, but he has the feeling that his unique methods of collection will allow him to succeed even in other fields. Pacrooti just has to find those brothers.
70 Pacrooti Pacrooti won at a game of chance today, against another Khajiit named Twice-Lucky. She must not have been accustomed to losing, because she seemed twice-furious with this one! She did not seem to like it when Pacrooti said this out loud to her. He was trying to make conversation, but she started trying to turn Pacrooti into a rug. With a knife.
71 Pacrooti Depending on the Moons at time of birth, Khajiit of different standing and body emerge. We Khajiit are open to our lot in life, and act accordingly, unlike the scheming Men and Mer. Pacrooti is having a bad day. An Imperial and an Altmer skipped in line at the market, even though both knew Pacrooti was ahead of them.
72 Pacrooti Pacrooti hopes these components are to your satisfaction. They cost an arm and a leg to obtain. The arm and a leg of a spriggan! Pacrooti is proud of that one. Surviving a spriggan attack and the joke. Equally.
73 Pacrooti Pacrooti tracked a trio of Hagravens for days, hoping they would lead him to their dwelling, where components aplenty undoubtedly await. Pacrooti writes you now because they've stopped moving and are quiet. This one has heard silence from Hagravens means they are preparing to attack. He wonders who they will strike. There is no one else around!
74 Pacrooti Pacrooti was attacked by the trio of Hagravens that he was stalking. He hoped they would lead him to their dwelling so he could acquire any components lying within, but they must have gleaned Pacrooti in the bushes. They pummeled Pacrooti with their fists and their magic, but Pacrooti wields the Whispering Fang. They were not the ones to walk away.
75 Pacrooti Pacrooti could not help himself and laughed as a short Altmer dismounted his horse today. He challenged Pacrooti to a duel, so Pacrooti hid in the shadows and emerged a ways down the road an hour later and beat him senseless. Pacrooti did not kill him, but took his sword in recompense. It paid for these components, and more!
76 Pacrooti Stay away from Skooma, friend. Though it's popular among some Khajiit, today Pacrooti gleaned a Redguard male, one of the great component hunters of the region, one of the Scimitars of al-Babnab, under the influence of the vile substance. He shook, though not from sickness, and his bloodied eyes darted from side to side. Pacrooti hopes he survives.
77 Pacrooti Pacrooti would like you to know he works hard for you on a daily basis. Just today, he carried an entire shipment of components from old man Rickler's house to the courier. Pacrooti saved a lot of time; he found all of the components at old man Rickler's house.
78 Pacrooti Pacrooti thanked a bard for a song today, but the bard didn't hear, or didn't care to respond. Pacrooti stayed to find out, in case others thanked the bard. None did, and when the bard left the tavern, presumably to another venue, Pacrooti followed. After a while, the bard broke into a run, and Pacrooti did not bother chasing him. Bards are odd.
79 Pacrooti There are many hooligans in the places where Pacrooti eats. Other establishments won't serve him. As a result, Pacrooti is often the most esteemed diner. A component hunter amongst hardened criminals. Pacrooti eats quickly so he can write this letter. The customers will leave soon, with components that Pacrooti must take to give to you.
80 Pacrooti Pacrooti dislikes dealing with the undead. They are like animals, natural predators of the living. Despicable and opposite to the breathing world in every way. However, most undead were once living, and therefore, their resting places make plentiful repositories for components.
81 Pacrooti The Ring is a legendary artifact of the Khajiit, rumored to make the wearer impeccable in the ways of undetectable movement. Many say they would use it to change the course of the war, or exact vengeance on their enemies. Like all Khajiit, Pacrooti would embark on a burglaring spree.
82 Pacrooti One day, Pacrooti will discover the secret to crossing a river without getting wet. But it is not this day. Pacrooti even paid the ferryman double fare for a smoother ride! The ferryman failed. Pacrooti hopes you enjoy your components. They, fortunately, were in a pack, and therefore, dry. Not so for Pacrooti.
83 Pacrooti Pacrooti has always wondered how much a mage utilizes the practice of their art in life. Pacrooti is a master of the Whispering Fang, and its techniques, like a fine mist, make its way into everything Pacrooti does. Pacrooti forgoes the stairs, for instance, when he could climb a tree, instead. Do mages fly when faced with stairs?
84 Pacrooti Pacrooti does not know if he will ever find true love outside of Moon Sugar. Pacrooti tries to be careful during meals, but please remember to dust your components before using them. Apologies.
85 Pacrooti There is nothing Pacrooti can do about not knowing how to swim. He refuses to get in the water, and will never learn. There may be worse things than being submerged head to toe in water, but Pacrooti does not know what that may be. Perhaps a plane of Oblivion. Enjoy these components, which Pacrooti nearly drowned to deliver.
86 Pacrooti When Pacrooti wants to, he can make himself very hidden. But he does so through dint of cunning and tremendous flexibility. The Moons know what Pacrooti has done to hide from the town guards. But what do mages care for hard work and sweating? Nothing! With a word they accomplish the same thing! Now Pacrooti must pickpocket some more components.
87 Pacrooti Pacrooti thinks that you are the best employer he has ever had. You never have a pejorative word to say against Pacrooti. He truly appreciates that.
88 Pacrooti Pacrooti does not know when this shipment will reach you, but he hopes you find the components well. For once in his life, Pacrooti chased a spriggan instead of the other way around. With firebrand in hand, Pacrooti terrorized it for all the times the spriggan's sisters terrorized Pacrooti. It ran off a cliff and became the components you hold.
89 Pacrooti Pacrooti has no patience for those who would turn travelers away on a torrential night like tonight. This one has allowed three Breton mercenaries to stay in Pacrooti's room until morning. Pacrooti will send you components with this letter if there are any in their packs or pants.
90 Pacrooti Pacrooti wonders why the skeletal undead bother to harass him. They don't eat, and they don't make friends or enemies, they just bother Pacrooti whenever he's nearby. What must these people have been in life? Probably the worst people Pacrooti has never met. Pacrooti does not think of himself as intolerant, but the undead disgust him.
91 Pacrooti Pacrooti has many friends, but he is not sure if they like Pacrooti. There is Luna the baker, Liam the blacksmith, and Timeo the fisherman, whom Pacrooti regularly transacts with. Their hands clutch their purses like Hagraven talons when Pacrooti is near, even though he has told them many times that he is not component hunting when he visits them.
92 Pacrooti A Nord female challenged Pacrooti to a bare-fisted fight today. This one knows there is no easy wasy out of a tavern fight with Nords, so he wasted no time in responding to her and began swinging. She was heavily inebriated, and though Pacrooti ravaged her with rabbit punches and dirty kicks, she felt nothing. Pacrooti quickly surrendered.
93 Pacrooti Sometimes Pacrooti wonders whether the tales of dragons were true or not. Creatures that snort fire seem like they would be very dangerous, indeed. This one does not think the people of Tamriel could have survived in a world where such beasts regularly patrolled the skies.
94 Pacrooti Pacrooti would make a great Altmer. He would spend all his days walking with his chest puffed out and bragging about all the great things he had accomplished on any given day. Like getting out of bed.
95 Pacrooti Please make good use of these components, dear friend. Pacrooti had to fight a terrifying Dwarven machine to get to them. No one in town had any. Pacrooti checked everywhere. Including the houses.
96 Pacrooti Speaking in the first-person is something Pacrooti will never be able to grasp, he thinks. Pacrooti has trouble understanding those Khajiit who have mastered that nuance of the common tongue. Combining that speech with a Khajiiti rasp and accent, and it sounds to Pacrooti like a little Man or Mer speaking out of a Khajiit face. Most disturbing.
97 Pacrooti Another shipment of components for you, dear friend. Pacrooti wants you to know how much he appreciates you, and included the usual amount of components (more or less) even though the town guards confiscated a large portion of Pacrooti's hunt. With this many guards on patrol, Pacrooti wonders how the component hunters make coin in this place.
98 Pacrooti Pacrooti's current landlord is very arrogant. The landlord looks down on the things that Pacrooti does to earn pay, even though the landlord never refuses rent. If the landlord knew he was paying Pacrooti's rent for him, he would be even unhappier at Pacrooti.
99 Pacrooti Every time Pacrooti smashes a Dwarven contraption into malfunction, he wishes there were a way to salvage them, make them wait at his beck and call. With a little paste and some dishes, the spinning hammers of a Dwarven centurion would become a marvelous serving device.
100 Pacrooti Pacrooti's friends were bragging today about their horses, arguing about whose was swiftest. If Pacrooti had the money, he would purchase a senche-tiger to ride. They are more cordial than horses, and Pacrooti can read the mood on their faces. They are not unlike Pacrooti. But horses have a cunning stare that Pacrooti does not like.
Margog the Hammer's messages begin at this point.

Crown Crate UI DialogueEdit

Pacrcooti has a vast amount of randomized dialogue referring to the Crown Crates or Crown Store.

Greeting
"Pacrooti is pleased to see you!"
"Greetings, my good friend!"
"Fortune favor you, my friend!"
"Well met, and good fortune to you!"
"This one welcomes you back!"
"Pacrooti welcomes you! Are you interested in excitement and valuable rewards? This one can help!"
"Greetings, my friend! Are you ready for excitement and outstanding rewards?"
"Pacrooti welcomes you! So much of his business is carried out through couriers, it is nice to finally place names with faces!"
"Ah, my friend returns! This one thinks there is nothing better than a good friend, unless it is a good friend bearing moonsugar treats."
"Bright moons! Pacrooti welcomes you and prays that the Divines grant you luck and great fortune!"
"Pacrooti would like to remind you that tips are appreciated. It is far easier for a mammoth to pass through the eye of a needle, if it is slightly greased, yeah?"
"This one welcomes you, and wishes you good luck! Pacrooti thinks we place too high a value on the luck of the early bird. Isn't the early worm even luckier?"
"Hello, my friend! You seem to think that Pacrooti is a good egg, even though you know he is slightly cracked. Pacrooti appreciates that."
"This one welcomes you, and wishes you good luck! Pacrooti thinks we place too high a value on the luck of the early bird. Isn't the early worm even luckier?"
"Welcome back, good friend! It is always a pleasure to talk nonsense with someone, and to have his nonsense respected."
"Our friendship pleases Pacrooti. He believes that a good friendship is like peeing his pants in public. Everyone can see it, but only Pacrooti can feel the warmth inside."
Out of crates
"This one recommends that you purchase a crate from the store."
"Ah, you've come to the right place for fun and excitement! But you need to purchase a crate first."
"Pacrooti is excited you're here! But you're missing the most important thing - a crate! You can purchase them in the store. Go ahead… Pacrooti will wait."
"There are no crates remaining. Purchase more if you wish to try your luck again!"
"Sadly, you have no more crates. But you can always purchase more!"
"Do not be sad, my friend. There are always additional crates available for purchase!"
"Pacrooti can see a lucky aura around you today. He is sure you will get something good! And all you need is a crate. You can purchase one from the store, and then we can begin."
First crate selection
"Select the crate, and we can begin."
"One crate there. Select it, my friend."
"Select the crate to try your luck!"
"Shall we get started? First you must select your crate and open it!"
"Choose a crate, my friend."
"Which crate do you choose?"
"Take your pick of a remaining crate."
"Do any of these crates smell lucky to you?"
"You must choose a crate to open."
"Make your choice!"
Crate selection
"This one invites you to try again!"
"(?)"
"Time for a repeat performance?"
"Pacrooti admires your persistence!"
"(?)"
"Your tenacity is impressive!"
"Will you try again? This could be your lucky day!"
"Perseverance is a virtue, my friend."
"You must choose a crate to open."
"Make your choice!"
Idling
"Pacrooti will help you open a crate which contains special rewards. Some of these are so spectacular, just thinking of them makes Pacrooti's fur stand on end!"
"Most crates contain four rewards, but sometimes you will get a special fifth reward!"
"There are many wonderful rewards that a crate could contain. In the gem store, you can see this magnificent selection and even buy rewards with the gems you collect."
"There are many spectacular rewards that a crate could contain. You can view this excellent selection by previewing a crate."
"Select your crate and we can begin. Most crates contain four rewards, but sometimes you will get a special fifth reward!"
"Uncover your rewards to collect them. Some rewards are better than others, and some are so valuable they make Pacrooti's claws tingle!"
"This one must admit that he is a little impatient. You must select your crate and open it to get started!"
"Pacrooti is waiting!"
"This one thinks you may have fallen asleep. Select your crate and open it, and then we can begin!"
"Pacrooti is still waiting. This one has endless patience."
"This one grows bored with waiting. Perhaps you should purchase a crate to entertain us both!"
"Besides helping you open crates, Pacrooti will also purchase certain rewards like food, potions, and poisons back from you for gems."
"Oh, Pacrooti meant to tell you that he can never have enough poisons and potions and the like. And so if you ever want gems for any of the ones you get from the crates, he would be very happy to oblige."
Crate opened
"Your rewards are ready!"
"Pacrooti wishes you luck!"
"(?)"
"Reveal your rewards, my friend."
"What could they be?"
"Pacrooti can't wait to see what you got!"
"(?)"
"The mystery of the unflipped cards is Pacrooti's favorite part!"
"What's under there?"
"This part always excites Pacrooti!"
"The suspense is killing this one!"
"Please don't make this one wait!"
Many crates opened
"Jone and Jode! You have opened more crates than any other player on this day!"
"This one is please to inform you that you are his number one player today! You have beaten all others!"
"You are today's top player, my friend! You should feel very fortunate!"
"An auspicious day! You have surpassed every other player! Congratulations!"
"Many players have done well today, but you have beaten them all, my friend!"
Showing cards
"Select your rewards, my friend."
"(?)"
"Make a selection to reveal your rewards!"
"Are you ready to reveal your rewards?"
"Choose a reward!"
Quality rewards from one crate
"A wonderful selection of rewards!"
"Pacrooti is jealous of your good fortune!"
"Exceptional rewards!"
"Very lucky indeed!"
"Pacrooti wishes he had such treasures!"
"An excellent crate, my friend!"
"Marvelous rewards!"
"(?)"
"Fortune truly favors you!"
Quality rewards from more than one crate [verification needed — never happened to me]
"Your luck amazes Pacrooti! Perhaps he needs to shuffle better."
"Very nice! You're not cheating are you?"
"Amazing! How do you do it, my friend?"
"Pacrooti is truly impressed!"
"You are on a winning streak! Why would you stop now?"
"Pacrooti's good luck must be rubbing off on you!"
Bonus card
"Wabbacat! A bonus reward!"
"Bright moons, a bonus reward!"
"Heart of Mara, a bonus reward!"
"Jone and Jode, a bonus reward!"
"Sweet Riddle'Thar, a bonus reward!"
Flipping a card (Common)
"Not bad at all!"
"A fine selection."
"Perfectly respectable."
"This will do!"
"(?)"
"Uninspired, but admirable."
"(?)"
"Perfectly reasonable."
"Appropriate."
"Very practical."
"(?)"
"(?)"
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"(?)"
"This will come in handy."
"(?)"
"A favorable selection."
Flipping a card (Fine)
"Admirable!"
"Good choice!"
"(?)"
"(?)"
"My compliments!"
"(?)"
"(?)"
"(?)"
"(?)"
"(?)"
"Well chosen!"
Flipping a card (Superior)
"Exceptional!"
"An exquisite selection."
"Most fragrant!"
"A marvelous reward."
"You've done well!"
"Pacrooti is envious!"
"Tip-top!"
"Quite valuable!"
"A suitable reward."
"A solid pick."
"Well deserved."
"A lovely prize."
Flipping a card (Epic)
"Sweet Riddle'Thar!"
"Bright moons! Excellent!"
"A lovely sweetmeat!"
"(?)"
"First rate!"
"Top-notch!"
"A spotless choice!"
Flipping a card (Legendary)
"Simply breathtaking!"
"Magnificent!"
"Just outstanding!"
"A blessing from the Divines!"
"Superlative!"
Flipping a card (Apex)
"A monumental reward!"
"An unparalleled reward!"
"You'll not find better!"


Flipping a card (Radiant)[verification needed — never happened to me :(]
"My friend! You are now the greatest player in the history of this game! You should be very proud!"
"No one has ever had a better run of luck then you, my sleek friend! This will be hard to top!"
"Pacrooti has never seen such a magnificent display of good fortune! You have set a new record!"
"Pacrooti has seen many lucky players, but none have done so well as you, my friend!"
"You are the greatest player in the history of this game. Pacrooti wonders if you have any tips for him?"
Flipping a card (Duplicate)
"Ooo, did you see that? You can only receive one unique reward, so you get sparkly gems instead! These are very valuable."
"(?)
"These precious gems can be traded for valuable rewards!"
"You already had that, so you got gems instead. Very nice!"
"These gems can be traded for special rewards in the store!"
General
"Pacrooti has three simple rules for life: When something is empty, fill it. When something is full, empty it. When something is itchy, scratch it."
"Pacrooti tries to keep things simple. What he will never understand is why others insist on making them so complicated. Also women. Pacrooti will never understand women."
"Pacrooti really enjoys those small flatbreads baked by the High Elves. They are like tiny, edible plates."
"This one wonders, could there be anyone more lazy than the person who named the fireplace?"
"This one is not always a good sleeper, but he is willing to put in a few extra hours every day to practice. It is just the kind of hard worker Pacrooti is."
"Did you know that pregnant dogs are filled with puppies?"
"This one finds it funny that a bird is the only animal you can throw, and still be helping it."
"When Pacrooti was young, he often ran in circles trying to catch his own tail. Then he decided it was much easier to catch his friends' tails. Pacrooti had fewer friends after that."
"This one finds it frustrating to know all the answers because nobody ever asks Pacrooti any questions."
"In times like these, Pacrooti finds it heartening to remember there are always times like these."
Farewell
"Pacrooti thanks you, and hopes to see you soon!"
"It has been Pacrooti's pleasure, as always, my good and faithful friend!"
"This one hopes you will visit him again soon. Until then, may good fortune go with you!"
"Do not be a stray, my friend. You will always be a welcomed sight!"
"Until next time, my sharp-clawed friend. May joy and laughter light your days!"
"May luck follow you."
"Goodbye, my friend."
"Return soon, my sleek friend. This one is always pleased to see you!"
"Until next time."
Getting under attack
"Jone and Jode! Do you realize we under attack?"
"Begone foul one! We are doing business!"
"We are being attacked! You may want to stop and fight, my friend!"

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Pacrooti holds a deck of Storm Atronach cards in the Crown Crate menu by default. However, when opening crates from another season, he will use the corresponding deck of cards.