Online:Vulkhel Guard (NPC)

Vulkhel Guards are guards that patrol the city of Vulkhel Guard. They can be encountered on the city streets, at Vulkhel Docks, as well as inside the Vulkhel Guard Manor & Treasury. A typical Vulkhel Guard wears a full set of heavy armor in High Elf Style and wields either a two handed melee weapon or a one handed weapon and a shield.

Types of Vulkhel GuardsEdit

Vulkhel Guard
Home City	Vulkhel Guard
Race	High Elf	Gender	Female
Health	10,229,568 (Invulnerable)	Difficulty
Reaction	Justice Neutral
Pickpocket	Hard	Profession	Guard
Other Information
Faction(s)	Tamriel Guard

A female High Elf Vulkhel Guard

A female High Elf Vulkhel Guard.

Vulkhel Guard
Home City	Vulkhel Guard
Race	High Elf	Gender	Male
Health	10,229,568 (Invulnerable)	Difficulty
Reaction	Justice Neutral
Pickpocket	Hard	Profession	Guard
Other Information
Faction(s)	Tamriel Guard

A male High Elf Vulkhel Guard

A male High Elf Vulkhel Guard.

Vulkhel Guard
Home City	Vulkhel Guard
Race	Khajiit	Gender	Female
Health	10,229,568 (Invulnerable)	Difficulty
Reaction	Justice Neutral
Pickpocket	Hard	Profession	Guard
Other Information
Faction(s)	Tamriel Guard

A female Khajiit Vulkhel Guard

A female Khajiit Vulkhel Guard.

Vulkhel Guard
Home City	Vulkhel Guard
Race	Khajiit	Gender	Male
Health	10,229,568 (Invulnerable)	Difficulty
Reaction	Justice Neutral
Pickpocket	Hard	Profession	Guard
Other Information
Faction(s)	Tamriel Guard

A male Khajiit Vulkhel Guard

A male Khajiit Vulkhel Guard.

DialogueEdit

Vulkhel Guards pull from the Khajiit and High Elf guard dialogue pools.

Female AltmerEdit

If alerted, they'll call for you to stop where you are.

"Stop right there, outlaw!"

"Hold there at once!"

"Halt at once!"

"Hold it there!"

They'll accost you when they catch up to you.

"On the matter of your criminal behavior, I will gladly accept your bounty."

"You are the criminal I have been hunting? Really? How disappointing."

"Let me see ... so that is the crime you committed? I was hoping for someone a little more notorious."

"Do not think about running. There is a bounty on your head."

"Are you going to pay the bounty or am I going to have to take it from you?"

"Stop right there, lawbreaker. I will collect this bounty one way or the other."

"You know the law. You commit a crime, you pay a bounty."

"I assume you cannot afford your bounty, you vile delinquent. Am I wrong?"

"Why does the criminal element insist on being difficult? Pay your fine and save us both some grief."

"I will brook no aggression. Pay the bounty. Now."

"You simply must pay your bounty! Neither of us wishes you to become a fugitive."

"Allow me to explain how this works. You pay up and justice is served. Was that clear enough for you?"

"I applaud your efforts! I've rarely met criminals who are as stupid as they are incompetent!"

"I do not suppose you predicted this, but now is the moment when you surrender and pay your bounty."

"You cannot escape justice, you miscreant."

"No one breaks the law on my watch. Hand over the bounty."

"You are cornered. Pay your bounty forthwith!"

"Foul blackguard! You're brought to heel. Will you answer for your crimes!"

"All right, you low-born cur, time to pay the bounty! It is going to cost you ... now where did that writ go?"

"You are caught red-handed. Pay the bounty or else."

"I'd hate to get your blood all over my freshly cleaned armor. Do me a favor and just pay up, yes?"

"You want to make restitution for your crimes? Oh, very well. If you insist, I insist."

"Thought we would not catch you, eh? Well, we catch everybody! Everyone who breaks the law, I mean."

"Filthy reprobate! Now you will pay for your crimes."

"Too slow, troll-face! Now it is time to ... to .... Well, it is time for something, of that I am certain."

"You are a criminal. You owe a bounty. Pay me and perhaps your deplorable condition will improve."

"You can pay your debt in coin or in blood, vermin. Which is it?"

"They always send me to collect the bounties because I'm so pleasant! Unless you don't pay that is…."

"It proves true time and again––criminals occupy the lowest rung on the social ladder."

"Stendarr is with you today, friend. Pay your bounty and your slate shall be wiped clean."

"Pay the fine and you'll receive fair treatment. Honestly! Would the Guard ever lie to you?"

"Kicked up quite a fuss haven't we? Just hand over the bounty and I'll smooth things over. Easy."

"The only law your kind understands is the law of intense pain! So, will you pay or will you suffer?"

"You are a rogue and a scoundrel, and I mean that in the most insulting manner possible. Now yield!"

"I get it. Times are tough. Just hand over the bounty and we can pretend this never happened, all right?"

"I am certain you regret your actions. But you must pay a bounty so we all know you are certain."

"You pay the bounty, you go free. You do not, I kill you. Simple."

"Scoundrel! You shall answer to the fullest extent of the law!"

"If it were up to me, I would let your bounty slide. But it isn't up to me, is it? You will need to pay."

"You know what you did, you scoundrel! Right? So, um ... pay up, for whatever it was."

"Hold a moment!––uhm ... I had something to say. Oh right, you've got a bounty! Pay up."

"Hold, varlet! Pay for your crimes, or stare into the face of pain!"

"Let us keep this quick. Pay up and I…wait, am I supposed to let you go? That does not sound right."

"You there! I am looking for a criminal who looks ... exactly like you. Ha! Nice try, fiend ... Now pay up!"

"My stars you are quick! You should become a guard. The pay is lousy, but––Hold, you owe me a bounty!"

"Another crime, another bounty. I do hope you've been busy. My armor could use some touching up."

"Pay your fine and perhaps we can do something about the deplorable state of your existence."

"I am here to collect a bounty. Have no fear––once you pay, there shall be no hard feelings."

"I will give you some free advice––find a new line of work. Now, pay your bounty."

"Gracious––we've been busy haven't we? Well, I'm afraid the party is over. Pay up or else."

"It seems today isn't your day, friend. Come, now…pay your bounty."

"I believe you have a debt to pay, and not just to society. I require your bounty, friend."

"You simply must surrender and pay your fine. That is the way things are done here."

"Too late to run, you writhing maggot. Your bounty, or your life."

"Only the gods can truly judge you, but society demands that you account for your crimes."

"I may seem prim and proper to you, but I am extremely dangerous. I suggest you pay your fine."

If you pay your bounty, they'll be satisfied and let you go. The result is the same if you ask for clemency.

[Pay] Here's <payable bounty amount> gold and everything I've stolen. Clear my bounty.

"May you know that you were cleansed."

"I am surprised that you could count that high."

"What a surprise! You paid."

"Go ... and do not ... do the thing again."

"A bounty paid? Who would of thought it."

"What was this for? Oh right, bounty."

"Another bounty dealt with. What a good day!"

"Do avoid repeating offenses."

[Clemency] I have powerful friends. My bounty has already been covered.

"Fine, I will let it go this time."

If you flee, the guard will utter an ambient line of dialogue before giving chase.

[Flee in <30> sec] I won't pay the bounty.

"You shall not run!"

"You will not escape!"

"Just as I expected. Not a bit of honor!"

"Let your own debt be on your own head!"

"I will stop you, fugitive!"

"I knew you would run!"

"Another stupid move!"

"You provoke me? Foul grub!"

"Poor choice, knave!"

"Why are you running? Oh, right."

"Arrgh! I just polished my weapon!"

"Did I say something wrong? Oh, right."

"Oh my! You will not get away!"

"Did I stutter? Surrender, you rogue!"

"I didn't want to come to this."

"What happens next is your fault, villain!"

"I will pray for your soul!"

Male AltmerEdit

If alerted, they'll call for you to stop where you are.

"You will go no further!"

"Enough, criminal!"

"Stop at once!"

"Stop and face justice!"

"Cease all movement. Now!"

They'll accost you when they catch up to you.

"Another tramp dirtying up my streets. Typical. Just pay the bounty and be on your way."

"I have orders to collect your bounty. Save your protests for someone who cares."

"Thought you could get away without paying your bounty, did you? How amusing."

"Another day, another witless oaf disrupting the peace…. Pay your bounty or suffer the consequences."

"Stay your arms and render payment. Quickly, now. I have more rats to round up today."

"Think yourself clever, do you? The law is here to take its due. Pay your bounty or pay with your life."

"Halt, you low-born cur. There is a bounty on your head and I will see it paid in full."

"You are caught. Pay your bounty and I'll let you go back to whatever gutter you crawled out of."

"Nothing annoys me more than a criminal who wastes my time. Are you going to waste my time?"

"You reek of guilt, guilt, and more guilt! Will you surrender to my authority and pay your fine?"

"I am not trying to be difficult, but I need to ask for your bounty. What with your crimes, and all."

"The more I am paid, the less I remember. You do want me to forget this, don't you?"

"Your illicit activities have a cost, lawbreaker, and that cost is judgment!"

"Did you fail to notice me, outlaw? I get that a lot."

"Criminal acts are the last resort of the desperate and the damned. Pay up and it will be easier for you."

"Your actions prove your guilt, but there is no need to die this day. Pay your bounty."

"I collect bounties. I meet a lot of interesting people. Criminals, mostly, but interesting."

"If I forget to collect your bounty, please remind me. The last time it happened was so embarrassing."

"Am I a guard? Of course I am a guard. Why else would I stop you and demand you pay your bounty?"

"Time to pay up. You can run if you want, but believe me, you will not enjoy the catching part."

"Another half-wit attempts to elude the law, and another half-wit fails. Spectacular!"

"I have a thirst for justice and a thirst for mead. Lucky for you, I like mead more. Pay up."

"I need you to pay your bounty. For your crimes. And because, you know, justice."

"Would you mind surrendering and pay your bounty? Then I would not need to crack your skull."

"I will not read your charges. You would doze off before I finish. Pay your bounty and be on your way."

"Your evil endeavors end here, wrongdoer! Pay your bounty or suffer my wrath!"

"Bounty? Do I owe you a bounty? No, no, that cannot be right. It must be the other way around."

"I do not mean to bother you, but I am a duly appointed officer of the law and you owe a bounty."

"We all make mistakes. Some of us do not get caught. Unfortunately, you did."

"Pay up, lawbreaker, or we will have stern words! As soon as I remember where I put my weapon…."

"Did you forget to pay? I forget things, too. What were we discussing? Oh, yes, your bounty."

"Criminal behavior shall not be tolerated! Pay your bounty or prepare for my indignation!"

"Know what is really humiliating? Being beaten down by the guards. Spare yourself the embarrassment."

"I know you. You are famous! Probably not in the way you would like. Time to pay up."

"Scoundrel is such an unpleasant word. I prefer to say you are lawfully challenged!"

"I will never rest until you are brought to justice, villain! Will you pay your bounty?"

"I must collect the bounty of a felon, but cannot seem to locate the cad. Oh, it is you!"

"When I first saw you, I thought ... where do I know you from? Then I remembered––you are a criminal."

"Yes, yes. It is just a misunderstanding. I know. Nonetheless, I must demand you pay the bounty."

"I demand you pay your .... Oh, how interesting! Was that a bird? I mean, pay your bounty, criminal!"

"Please remind me. Are you supposed to pay the bounty, or am I? Oh yes, you are the one who pays."

"Will you pay your bounty, criminal, or must I draw my weapon and smite you repeatedly?"

"I almost walked right by you. Then I remembered your bounty."

"You are making my head pound, criminal! Just pay your bounty and away with you!"

"If you cause a scene and refuse to pay your fine, I will be forced to get belligerent on your arse."

"I need you to pay your bounty. For your crimes. And because, you know, justice."

"I am sure nobody will think less of you once you pay your bounty."

"You want to pay your bounty with what, a guilty expression? The law only takes gold, you fool!"

"You know how this works. I am a guard. You are a criminal. Let us play our roles and move on."

"You think yourself above the law? What gall! Pay your bounty, you misbegotten outlaw!"

"I sound angry? Of course I am angry! You would be angry too if you had to deal with idiot criminals!"

"Good day, criminal! I'm excited to be able to accept your bounty and clear your name!"

"Justice can be invigorating if you pay your bounty with a smile!"

"A reduction in personal wealth is the only punishment criminals understand! And bloody, bloody violence."

"Have you learned your lesson, felon? Crime is expensive!"

"Rights? You have no rights! but if you pay your bounty and stop annoying me, I might be lenient."

"I am sure this is all one big misunderstanding. Pay me your bounty. I will sort it out."

If you pay your bounty, they'll be satisfied and let you go. The result is the same if you ask for clemency.

[Pay] Here's <payable bounty amount> gold and everything I've stolen. Clear my bounty.

"Shameless right? Now get out of my sight!"

"A little light? Nah, it will do."

"Another bounty paid in full."

"I forget. Why were we talking?"

"Do not let me see you again!"

[Clemency] I have powerful friends. My bounty has already been covered.

"Justice is without mercy. Don't let it happen again."

"Could your excuse be anymore boring? Go."

"Happy to oblige!"

"This is a waste of my time."

If you flee, the guard will utter an ambient line of dialogue before giving chase.

[Flee in <30> sec] I won't pay the bounty.

"Impotent swine!"

"That was your last mistake, vermin!"

"I am in no mood for your shenanigans!"

"You would run from justice? Never!"

"Why make this harder for yourself?"

"We could have made a deal! Ugh, well too bad."

"Escape? Not on my watch, knave!"

"You made me raise my voice, felon!"

"Refuse to surrender, didn't you?"

"If you make me chase you, I will hurt you."

"Foolish. Very foolish!"

"This was probably all your fault!"

"Why must it always end this way?"

"Very well. I can treat you like a criminal!"

"Now we must fight. A shame!"

Female KhajiitEdit

If alerted, they'll call for you to stop where you are.

"Stop right there!"

"Halt walker!"

"This one says halt!"

"This one orders you to stop!"

"Desist, criminal!"

They'll accost you when they catch up to you.

"How does this sound? Hand over your gold and this one crosses your name off her list."

"Don't bother running. I have ways of finding you. Best to pay the bounty now."

"Evil deeds always come back to haunt you. This bounty is the least of your worries."

"This one fears no lawbreaker. Justice always prevails. No, you must pay your bounty."

"The path to redemption is open to you. Simply pay the bounty."

"I mean you no harm. But if you refuse to pay the bounty for your crimes, this one must fight you."

"Try to run, clawless one. I dare you!"

"This does not need to escalate. Simply pay the bounty and you'll go free."

"You were bad, so now you must pay, yes?"

"I would look the other way, but I am bored and in need of amusement."

"This one does not mind a little mayhem every now and then, but you should never leave witnesses."

"You were caught with your hand in the moon-sugar jar again, weren't you?"

"This one has caught you. Pay your fine. Or don't. I could use the exercise."

"You lack the characteristics of the degenerate. Nevertheless, you are guilty. Pay the bounty."

"So tell me, walker. Do you feel that luck is on your side or will you pay your fine?"

"Justice is impersonal. You committed a crime. Now you must pay the bounty."

"This one loves the scent of crime almost as much as she likes collecting bounties."

"This one knows how you suffer, always on the run. Pay your bounty and this can all be over."

"Every action has a consequence. Your actions require payment in full."

"Always good to meet a colleague, even if we work on opposite sides of the law."

"By order of the law, pay your bounty!"

"Allow me to introduce myself. I am the guard who will be collecting your bounty, yes?"

"This one likes dealing with the lawless types. Pay your bounty and then we can discuss your punishment, yes?"

"We have business, you and I. Intimate business. And there's also that matter of your bounty ...."

"Though the criminal mind is rarely rational, I'm sure you can comprehend the value in paying promptly."

"Desist at once from your criminal acts! Pay the bounty or face the decisive claws of justice."

"The criminal is a volatile element in the alembic of justic. Now, to extract a bounty."

"I am the law in this place and you will pay the bounty for your crimes."

"This one would like to get to know you better. A lot better. But first, your bounty."

"Stop what you're doing and pay the fine."

"This one detests being a hagraven, but you do have a bounty hanging over your head. Will you pay?"

"Surrender and pay your fine, if you please, and this one will not beat you until you bleed."

"Decorum, attentiveness, and good manners––these cornerstones of civilizations demand you pay your bounty."

"This one is pleased to meet such a distinguished scoundrel. Will you pay your bounty now?"

"Pay the bounty or meet your end. Very painful ... much folding."

"I enjoy a good chase, but did you consider what happens next? Let's collect the bounty and find out, yes?"

"Lucky for you, this one likes to toy with her prey. After I collect your bounty, of course."

"This one sees how you look at her. But we are from different worlds. It would never work out. Pity."

"You've been caught committing crimes against society. You will pay the bounty."

"Good citizen, this one insists that you surrender and make restitution for your crimes."

"Do not attempt to flee. If you refuse to pay the bounty, I will use force."

"This one wonders, will you pay your bounty or will you die?"

"This one has a thing for criminals. That's why I got into this line of work. But I still need to collect your bounty."

"Guilty? Innocent? This one couldn't care less. I'm just here to collect your bounty."

"For many, the bounty is the warning they need that their life has gone awry. I hope it's the same for you."

"The criminal's dilemma is easily resolved. Pay the bounty and live to defy the law another day."

"I don't hold your malformed sense of morality against you, but I'm afraid you must pay a fine."

"The criminal mind rarely learns--justice always comes calling."

If you pay your bounty, they'll be satisfied and let you go. The result is the same if you ask for clemency.

[Pay] Here's <payable bounty amount> gold and everything I've stolen. Clear my bounty.

"I knew you'd come around."

"A predictable result."

"The law forgives you, my friend!"

"Sufficient."

"You are right in this one's laws."

"The law accepts your restitution, friend."

"This one always collects her bounties."

"I hope that was good for you, too."

[Clemency] I have powerful friends. My bounty has already been covered.

"I'm in a generous mood. You can go."

If you flee, the guard will utter an ambient line of dialogue before giving chase.

[Flee in <30> sec] I won't pay the bounty.

"If that is your wish."

"It is unwise to flee!"

"So you really want to play hard to get?"

"This one won't warn you again, criminal!"

"I challenge you criminal!"

"Very well. Pain it is!"

"Guards! To me!"

"The criminal is a boundless enigma!"

"Don't you dare run from me!"

"I love it when they try to run!"

"This one hates rejection!"

"A puzzling tactical choice!"

"This one expected you to do that!"

"Don't say that this one didn't warn you!"

Male KhajiitEdit

If alerted, they'll call for you to stop where you are.

"Wait right there."

"Desist, criminal!"

"Stop at once!"

"This one says stop!"

They'll accost you when they catch up to you.

"Don't test this one. Pay the bounty."

"Halt, walker. It seems that your crimes have caught up with you. Time to pay the fine, yes?"

"You have a bounty to pay. This one takes it straight to the guard commander. Promise!"

"A bounty has been placed on your person in accordance with local law. This one is here to demand payment."

"By the dictate of the guard-commander, I have come to claim your bounty."

"This one hates to be a bother, but I noticed you owe a bounty?"

"You don't look violent. That's good, as this one prefers to deal with civilized scoundrels."

"Payment would be an acceptable alternative to fighting, yes?"

"Guilty? Who am I to judge? But I must insist you pay your bounty, if you would be so kind."

"My voice does not quaver. Well, perhaps a little. Still, this one must ask. Will you pay your bounty?"

"This one apologizes in advance, but the question must be asked. Will you pay your bounty?"

"This one has caught you? I mean, this one has caught you! Will you pay your bounty now?"

"This one smells fear. Oh, wait. That is me. Well, at least one of us has the proper attitude."

"I hope you reach for coin, and not a weapon. Paying the bounty is much easier."

"Your crime spree is over, walker. Pay the fine or face the consequences. There will be no second warning."

"The moons have gifted this one with sharp eyes and fast feet, yes? You are caught, you dungy fool."

"This one has decide he doesn't want you to pay your fine. Resist so that I can hurt you very badly."

"Pay your bounty or give this one a reason to hurt you. Perhaps this one needs no reason, yes?"

"You have escaped justice for long enough. Pay your bounty now and you may live to face judgement."

"This one thinks you ugly and stupid, like all muskarse criminals."

"Why do all the dungiest criminals come out on this one's watch? Make this quick and be on your way."

"This one will stand very close and breathe on you until you pay your bounty."

"Look here. Another fine upstanding citizen who's falsely accused, yes? Just pay the bounty."

"Please. Do not waste this one's time with silly excuses. Just pay your bounty and scurry on."

"Pay your bounty, corrupt one. Or refuse, if you prefer, so I can gut you like a fish."

"In the name of the law, this one demands your swift and peaceful compliance."

"This one is a guard, truly! Look at my fancy uniform! So hand over your bounty or ... uhm ... justice!"

"Dark moons and dull claws! This one is so tired of confronting criminals! Pay your gold and go away."

"Please don't make this one get his fur dirty! Not for one so pathetic as you. Just pay your bounty."

"There is no gold in my hand, outlaw. Why is that, I wonder. Must I show you the anger of the law?"

"Yet another criminal who dares to cross this one's path? Pay your bounty, you dungy coward."

"Do you know what happened to the last criminal I dealt with? Not even the healer could help him!"

"This one has come to collect your bounty walker. Resist at your own peril."

"Pay your bounty, you skeever-faced culprit, or I'll flay the skin from your bones!"

"You think you're so smart, yes? Not smart enough, it seems. Come now, make this easier for everyone."

"This one believes you should be punished, since you were stupid enough to get caught."

"If not for poor choices, this one thinks you would never make decisions. Pay up, yes?"

"Run like a frightened skeever or pay up like a five-clawed warrior. Your choice."

"Come, fragrant one. You know you'd much rather deal with me than with one of the other guards."

"You know you did it, I know you did it. Even the moons know you did it! So give me your bounty."

"It is better to claim bounties than pay them, yes? This one would know."

"This one hears the jingle of ill-gotten gains in your purse! I love dirty gold! And justice. Yes."

"You transgressions have been noted and a bounty has been assessed. Pay now and you are free to go."

"You owe a bounty. No running."

"Do not make this one do something rash. I have already hidden one body this week."

"As long as you retain your criminal standing, the law allows me to be as mean and unfair as I want."

"This one loves it when they refuse to pay the bounty. I keep my claws sharp for just such occasions!"

"This one knows who you are. All the guards do. Your only chance is to pay your bounty."

"Pay your bounty or I break your legs. Maybe an arm, if you cause me trouble."

"I'm not responsible for accidents that happen to those who won't pay their bounty."

"Your crimes are known, and the law dictates you liable for damages. This one is here to collect."

"It is this one's duty to demand payment in accordance with local and regional statutes."

"This one knows that crime tastes sugar-sweet. But only when you are not caught, yes?"

"This one loves justice. And gold. Lucky me, I will claim both!"

"Pay me your bounty, walker. This one will put it to good use by ... uhm ... giving it to the poor. Yes."

"Our laws demand a coin-settlement to clear your name. Render payment or things will go badly for you."

If you pay your bounty, they'll be satisfied and let you go. The result is the same if you ask for clemency.

[Pay] Here's <payable bounty amount> gold and everything I've stolen. Clear my bounty.

"You paid your bounty? Well done."

"Good decision. On your way now."

"Blegh. This one needs a bath."

"Leave now. Before I get angry."

"What? Your bounty has been paid, move along."

"Sleek. Now walk on."

"Move along or I'll charge you again."

"Easy, yes? You are free to go."

"Well, that worked out in everyone's favor."

"This one thanks you for your cooperation."

"There is wisdom in your choice."

[Clemency] I have powerful friends. My bounty has already been covered.

"Blegh. Your excuse smells as bad as your boots. Just go away."

"Leave now before I get angry."

"Go away now, smelly one!"

"That was a silly excuse, but I'll let you go with a warning."

"This one is glad we've cleared it out. Move along, citizen."

"Get out of here before I decide to triple your bounty."

If you flee, the guard will utter an ambient line of dialogue before giving chase.

[Flee in <30> sec] I won't pay the bounty.

"If that is your wish."

"Not another step!"

"Where do you run, dung-eater?"

"You would like to fight? So be it?"

"I don't want to chase you!"

"Why wouldn't you surrender?"

"That was not a request!"

"This one hoped you'd refuse!"

"Was I not clear? Surrender!"

"I said halt, you accused!"

"I hoped you wouldn't listen to reason!"

"No surrender? Then let us dance!"

"Another rat to be rid of, then!"

"Smelly and stupid? So be it!"

"Violence? My second favorite activity!"

"Then I'm obliged to use force!"

"You will pay dearly for that!"

"This one hoped you'd refuse!"

"There's nowhere you can hide from me!"

"Don't say this one didn't warn you!"