| Porthippe Laffoon | |||
|---|---|---|---|
| Home City | Shornhelm | ||
| Location | Dead Wolf Inn | ||
| Race | Breton | Gender | Male |
| Health | 11214 | ||
| Reaction | Justice Neutral | ||
| Pickpocket | Easy | Profession | Drunkard |
Porthippe Laffoon is a Breton drunkard and patron of the Dead Wolf Inn, the inn located in the city of Shornhelm.
DialogueEdit
When spoken with he will say one of the following:
- "No, no, no more. Not another drop. Clearly, I'm already drunk.
On the other hand, since I'm already too drunk to walk, I might as well stand here and have another drink!"
- "Now, Shornhelm used to be a fine place to live. A fine place. But lately Shornhelm has become downright terrible.
I swear I saw an old friend of mine skulking around the other night. And she's been dead for more than a year!"
- "Times like these, I miss my mother. She was a mage, I think. Maybe she was a warrior?
Anyway, she exploded one morning. Worst Tirdas I ever knew."