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Porthippe Laffoon
Home City Shornhelm
Location Dead Wolf Inn
Race Breton Gender Male
Health 11214
Reaction Justice Neutral
Pickpocket Easy Profession Drunkard
Porthippe Laffoon

Porthippe Laffoon is a Breton drunkard and patron of the Dead Wolf Inn, the inn located in the city of Shornhelm.

DialogueEdit

When spoken with he will say one of the following:

"No, no, no more. Not another drop. Clearly, I'm already drunk.
On the other hand, since I'm already too drunk to walk, I might as well stand here and have another drink!"
"Now, Shornhelm used to be a fine place to live. A fine place. But lately Shornhelm has become downright terrible.
I swear I saw an old friend of mine skulking around the other night. And she's been dead for more than a year!"
"Times like these, I miss my mother. She was a mage, I think. Maybe she was a warrior?
Anyway, she exploded one morning. Worst Tirdas I ever knew."