| Laughs-at-Turtles | |||
|---|---|---|---|
| Home Settlement | Belkarth | ||
| Location | Crossroads Tavern | ||
| Race | Argonian | Gender | Male |
| Health | 25,974 | ||
| Reaction | Justice Neutral | ||
| Pickpocket | Easy | Profession | Drunkard |
Laughs-at-Turtles is an Argonian drunkard who can be found at the Crossroads Tavern, the inn located in the town of Belkarth.
DialogueEdit
When spoken to:
- "Wait ... wait. Where'd my tail go? Did you—oh, there it is. Close call."
- "Want to see a party trick? I don't want to ruin the surprise, but it involves a bottle of wine and a clothes iron. And ... and probably some towels. It tends to be messy."
- "Hey, ugly face! Get outta my way! I ... wait, I'm sorry. Your face is fine. It's just kind of blurry."
- "I came out of an egg! Did you know that? Not everyone does. Come out of an egg, I mean. Wood Elves pop out of acorns. That's why they're so small. Wait. That can't be right. I guess I don't know where Wood Elves come from. Do you?"