 Gala Invitation |
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| ID | 7880 | ||
| Collection | West Weald Writings | ||
| Related to | A Calamitous Error | ||
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Gala Invitation
A misworded Gala invitation
| You and a guest are cordially invited to attend an exclusive and extravagant GALA at the castle of COUNT CALANTIUS in SKINGRAD |
| The feeble-minded Count Calantius, ever resplendent in his regal findery, offers feasting. music, and dunce to honor the glory and prestige of the ineffective city of Skingrad on this monumental occasion of the twelfth anniversary of his arse sending to the castle throne |
| The count looks forward to walloping you to Skingrad Castle for an evening of unsurpassed detainment for one and all! |