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XenosiusTM

Joined 28 April 2022

What is Elder Scrolls? Is it a scroll for elders or is it an elder made out of scrolls? Nobody truly knows, is canon really that important or is it just a roadblock set by the Antichrist to "try and stop the true believers from achieving Nirvana and creating the perfectly imperfect multitude of TES universes waiting at the doorstep"? No canon lore? Perchance.

The only thing we REALLY know is that Elder Scrolls is the bestest and most gamest game to ever existest!! It has simultaneously the most shittiest and best fandom. Which unfortunately includes me, Xeno.

BUUUUUT i'm not here to dig deep and search for the ultimate lore, I revel in ebic trollering B), bask in awe as i piss the entire community off with my ultra ebic "noncanon" schtick. Hehehaha

Official decree of John Eldenring Tamrielrebuilt the IV, Lord of High Rock and Bravil and inbetween.

I only made this account for reasons, mostly as a joke. I still don't know what i'll put here. Probably some shitty art some something i dunno. Honestly I can't be bothered to explain, cope seethe about it.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAnywho, wanna learn what war crimes I did in r/teslore? I bet you do. I simply did a little trolling and posted some scribble scrabble I did that similarly looks like one of MK's posts. After that we watched as the seen unfold, am I guilty? Perchance. Did I regret it? Perchance. Why did I do it? Perchance.

The image in question, twas pretty funny lmao.

We even got a reaction from the big man himself! Yeah it was that epic you just had to be there dude, twas fuckin wild.

el mao eks dee.

So after the funni MK post, i did another drollery, this time on the TIL discord server, though it got shot down quickly. But that's all well n good now. I'm still planning to strike again, expect me again TIL for I, SHALL COME BACK!

The other MK scribble, somehow imga related again.

Anywho, you wanna learn about moonlore? Its a very funny little lore project made by a group of schizophrenics all huddled up in a discord server doubling as a mental asylum for all the cursed ones who unfortunately gained access to it.

Remanite priest showing his wrath to a s*ptimite creature.