New Works From KM!Edit
These new works from a prominent lore author have recently been discovered. Presumably the Totally Ludicrous Institute (TLI) will be classifying them as "obscure texts" soon and then the forums can rewrite all their worthless opinions yet again.
The Milkman ChroniclesEdit
Dear milkman,
Please can you leave an extra pint of silver-top and half a dozen eggs this morning?
Thanks
KM
Postcard to MommyEdit
Dear mom,
We've arrived and the weather is brilliant. This is a picture of the hotel - our room is marked with an X. Got sunburn on my first day, worse luck. Still, at least I can get away for a few days from those idiots who treat my every word as gospel.
Love,
KM
Interview with KMEdit
- Paw-stuck-up-his-butt: So would you agree that I'm brilliant?
- KM: Who are you and how did you get into my house?
- Paw-stuck-up-his-butt: House? The sixth house? Oh that proves everything I've ever said is correct and everybody else is wrong.
- KM: I'm calling the police now.