Retail Assistant | |||
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Home City | Brass Fortress | ||
Race | Factotum | Gender | No Gender |
Health | 15,000 | ||
Reaction | Friendly |
The Retail Assistant is a former combat factotum that a Nord merchant, Mordrold, has been trying to re-purpose as a shopkeeper, to miserable and often amusing results. As the main quest progresses, so does their dialogue.
DialogueEdit
When spoken to:
- "How may I detain you today?"
- "I will not harm you, citizen."
- "Do you need assistance leaving the premises?"
The Retail Assistant has several conversations with Mordrold.
- Mordrold: "And when a customer enters the store? What do we say?"
- Retail Assistant: "Welcome, citizen."
- Mordrold: "Good! And when they ask how much something is? What do we say then?"
- Retail Assistant: "Cease your actions, or you will be taken into custody."
- Mordrold: "Shor's bones …."
- Mordrold: "All right, you pile of bolts, lets run through it one more time."
- Retail Assistant: "What am I running through?"
- Mordrold: "Inventory of course."
- Retail Assistant: "Understood. I will run through the inventory."
- Mordrold: "Sovngarde take me now."
- The factotum will then attempt to literally run the inventory through with its sword.
- Mordrold: "Just do as I say, you skeever!"
- Retail Assistant: "Reflecting … reflecting …."
- Mordrold: "Wait, what are you doing now?"
- Retail Assistant: "I am a factotum, not a large rodent, citizen."
- Mordrold: "What?"
- Retail Assistant: "A skeever is a large rodent. I am not a large rodent."
- Retail Assistant: "Daedric threat detected."
- Mordrold: "I already told you, you piece of scrap. Ain't no Daedra in Clockwork."
- Retail Assistant: "Daedric threat detected in Clockwork City."
- Mordrold: "Shut your metal trap before I sell you for parts."
- Retail Assistant: "Combat initiation on standby."
After completing the storyline:
- Retail Assistant: "Daedric threat no longer detected."
- Mordrold: "This again? I told you, ain't no Daedra in Clockwork!"
- Retail Assistant: "Correct. There is no longer a Daedric threat in Clockwork City."
- Mordrold: "Ain't ever a threat to begin with! Oh, you test my last nerve, you do."