Your subjects have numerous jokes to tell during the course of the game, particularly jesters.
Normal JokesEdit
- "How can you tell a draugr is afraid? Easy, they turn wight!"
- "Did you hear how the Redguard hurt {s0,PROC.Pronoun.Possessive.3rdPerson} toe? {s0,c,PROC.Pronoun.Possessive.3rdPerson} Hammerfell."
- "Do you know why the Khajiit left in a hurry? They had to be Elsweyr."
- "Why did the loner join the legion? He wanted to live in Solitude."
- "What did the giant say after eating the jester? Tastes funny."
- "What do you call a Khajiit werewolve [sic]? An Elsweyrwolf."
- "Why did the Dragonborn go up the mountain? To see what the Fus was about."
- "Why did the Nord warrior keep a sword made of cheddar? It was extra sharp."
- "They say the peasants are revolting. That's because they never bathe!"
- "What's the difference between a bard and rabbit stew? The stew can feed a whole family."
- "What did the emperor said [sic] when it was pouring outside? "Another day of reign."
- "Which side of a dragon has the most scales? The outside."
- "What's more dangerous than an elder dragon? Two elder dragons."
- "Why did the undead queen break up with her vampire lover? He sucked."
- "Did you hear about the giant who threw up? It's all over town."
- "I heard an ogre attacked a villager with a giant spoon. It caused quite a stir."
- "Do you know how to talk to a giant? It's simple, just use big words."
- "How do you call a goblin with just one leg? A hobblin."
- "What do you call a queue of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare-line."
- "What do you call a pony with a cough? A little horse."
- "Do you know which kind of dog can jump higher than a house? Any dog, houses can't jump."
- "Did you hear of the two artists who had a duel? It ended in a draw."
- "Do you know why ghosts are bad liars? You can see right through them."
- "What did the plate say to the cup? Tonight, dinner's on me!"
- "To you and me "jail" is but a word, but to a robber, it's a whole sentence."
- "They say Akatosh is wise, but he does have a tendency to dragon."
- "I heard the Khajiit ambassador had to retire. They weren't feline well."
- "Do you know what's a Khajiit's favorite color? Purr-ple."
- "Do you know why the Dark Elves' sailing ships are the fastest? They have Morrowind."